Top 10 possible names for Disney's Star Wars Episode VII

Disney has acquired Lucasfilms, but more importantly the Mouse now has the Death Star. With the announcement of the purchase, Disney gave their plans to release a new Star Wars film in 2015.

If Twitter goes down, it has nothing to do with Hurricane Sandy, but will instead crash due to the collective screams of nerds everywhere lamenting the prospects of another horribly disappointing Star Wars movie ... while secretly getting ready to give up all the money they have been saving to move out of their mom's basement. (How can I make that joke? Real may recognize real, but nerd knows nerd.)

I can't say this list of names are definitely going to be the final choice, but I feel certain that at least a few of them are on the short list. Here are the top 10 possible names for Disney's Star Wars Episode VII.

Artists rendering of the cast of Episode 7. Just kidding ... hopefully.
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10. Star Wars Episode VII: Tangled 2 in Chewbacca's Fur

9. Star Wars Episode 7: The Little Gungan "Jar Jar Binks wants to be part of your world."

8. Star Wars Episode VII: Beverly Hills Chihuahua in Space

7. Star Wars Episode 7: Avengers 4

6. Star Wars Episode VII: Buzz Lightyear to the Resuce

5. Star Wars Episode 7: A Thinly Veiled Political Hit Job on Those Who Believe Differently from George Lucas

4. Star Wars Episode VII: Herbie the Love Bug Rides Again as a Pod Racer

3. Star Wars Episode 7: Pirates of Dagobah

2. Star Wars Episode VII: Steamboat Windu

1. Star Wars Episode 7: Yes, We Will Once Again Ruin Your Childhood, But You'll Still Fork Over $20, Nerds

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What possible names do you see for Star Wars Episode VII?