Top 10 songs from Taylor Swifts next album

Taylor Swift was all out of song writing material.

That has to be the reason she has went on this serial string of high profile relationships and break-ups, right?

Now that Adele is happily in love and a new mother, we have lost the power and emotion of her heartbreak songs. One can only assume that Taylor has decided now is the chance to corner the market on break-up ballads.

First, she is in love with the whole Kennedy's Camelot thing and starts stalking dating Conor Kennedy. Then she is chasing Harry Styles of the boy band One Direction all around the world in some celebrity gossip rumor mill of "He wants her back. No, she wants him back."

It seems safe to say, she now has enough new love experiences from which she can draw for her next sure to be platinum album, sure to be over-played on every radio station regardless of genre.

In fact, coincidentally enough, she has enough songs for a top 10. Here are the top 10 songs are Taylor Swift's next album, just in time for Valentines Day.

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10. No, Seriously. We're Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together.

9. Crying in Camelot

8. Teardrops on my Multi-platinum Record

7. I Guess That Was The One Wrong Direction

6. I Knew You Were Trouble That Could Help Me Write a New Song

5. Well, Maybe. We Can Possibly Possibly Possibly Get Back Together.

4. Boy Band Bashing

3. You Belong With Me ... Or Else

2. I Thought You Were JFK's Grandson. Never mind.

1. OK, Yes. We Will Really Really Really Get Back Together.

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What other songs will Taylor Swift have on her next album?